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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

IT - Not really worth going out of your way to watch it. If on tv then watch it.

I am so over writers writing movies about writers. Why can't you people just write about cool people that do cool things. We don't want to be you, your lives are just staying up late drinking coffee think about how great you are. Just stop doing that. If I want to see someone write I will go to starbucks and hang out with the "geniuses". 

The Clown is crazy. "Georgey" is an idiot. I'm starting to think that only stupid kids get abducted. Really? You thought there was cotton candy in the sewer?
The kid's dad is a dick.
The writer is a bitch with a stutter.
This movie has moving pictures, a monster that becomes your greatest fear, not unlike Harry Potter.
Jack Tripper from 3's Company is in this bitch.
Eddie is lame as shit, how are you still living with your moms?
Seth Green as a child.

This is like an insane combination of Mario & the Goonies.

I would like to see the clown pull it's shit in modern time. Lil gangbangers would bust a cap in it's ass.


This is so much common sense that it will never pass in Congress but it should. Winds of Change.... Warren Buffet is asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise. In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around. _*Congressional Reform Act of 2011*_
1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they're out of office.
2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.
3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen/women are void effective 1/1/12. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen/women. Congressmen/women made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work. If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S.) to receive the message. Don't you think it's time? THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!

The Warriors

Before the crack explosion. Before the Crips & the Bloods. Back when you had to be physically strong to be in a gang, before steroids. Before guns where everywhere. Back before the police state, when citizen's had power...there was the Warriors.

Cyrus: [yelling] Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!
[a couple of soldiers cheer for Cyrus]
Cyrus: Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.
[Few more soldiers cheering for Cyrus]
Cyrus: You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?
Gang Members: Yeah.
Cyrus: Can you dig it?
Gang Members: Yeah!
Cyrus: Can you dig it?
Gang Members: YEAH!
[shouting and Cheering
 Cyrus: Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it?
Gang Members: YEAH!
[shouting and Cheering]
 Cyrus: The problem in the past has been the man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf. That's crap, brothers! The turf is ours by right, because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one borough at a time. Secure our territory... secure our turf... because it's all our turf!

How different the world would have been if little kids in the ghetto had watched & emulated this film instead of Scarface.

This was made back when Men were actually men.

Fox: We're not going to change who we are just because some whore shakes her ass.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

The Machinist

Bale is really skinny in this movie. He looks like a crack addict. He is way too skinny. According to wikipedia:
"Christian Bale starved himself for over four months prior to filming, as his character needed to look drastically thin. Allegedly, his eating consisted of one cup of black unsweetened coffee and an apple (or a can of tuna) each day (approximately 275 calories, or 1155 kilojoules).[4] According to the DVD commentary, he lost 28 kilograms (62 lb), reducing his body mass to 54 kilograms (120 lb). Bale wanted to go down to 45 kilograms (99 lb), but the filmmakers would not let him due to health concerns. He later regained the mass, plus an additional 27 kilograms (60 lb) through weightlifting and proper eating, in preparation for his role in Batman Begins."
It is a really weird movie.
It feels and sounds like a 1940's film noir.

American Psycho

American Psycho is definitely worth watching. It has very dark humor in it. A great critique on narcissism of yuppies from the 1980's. It is a great insiders look to the mind of a crazy person. The main Actor is Christian Bale, who plays Patrick Bateman a wall street guy .

"We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy." - The films Director Marry Haron about where Christian Bale got his inspiration for the role. According to the Huffington Post.

Basically you get to see Christian Bale doing a Tom Cruise impersonation while Tom Cruise is playing wall street guy in the 1980's. It is great. It is an amazing ride to see Patrick Bateman completely lose his mind. The film is a dark comedy. If you love Wonder Showzen you will love this. This movie is disturbingly great.

FUN FACT: Dexter is based off of this film. According to Wikipedia: "In the sixth episode of the first season the title character is even revealed to use the alias of "Dr. Patrick Bateman" to buy narcotics."

So you want some brutal fun time gather the gang together and watch the film that inspired the creation of Dexter.

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol

Yes it is worth seeing. In the movie theatre. Once. Don't buy it. I saw for the second time last night. It was extremely less enjoyable. The stunts that Tom Cruise preformed were great. It was a great action film. The plot didn't make that much sense but was predictable. The acting wasn't good. If you want emotion that doesn't rely on violins then, don't watch this. IF you want a plot, don't watch this. It makes sense in that it's an action film.
As an action film it is ok. It's worth seeing once, not twice. Don't buy it, just watch it. If you watch it a second, the parts that are supposed to be fun look extremely forced and it's really awkward.

Let's Go to Prision

Dax Shepard plays a lifetime criminal who has just been released. He plans on tormenting and murdering the Judge that has sent him to prision most of his life. That judge dies 3 days before he is released. Instead John Lyshitski, Dax Shepard, sets his revenge upon the judge's son Nelson Biederman IV, Will Arnett. Will Arnett's character is sent to prison and Dax Shepard's character purposly gets arrested to follow him. In prison John Lyshitski becomes cell mates with Nelson Biederman IV. John, raised in prison, focuses his time on tormenting Nelson while convincing Nelson that he is acting in his best interest.

He protects Nelson by claiming Nelson as his bitch. Which he then sells to Chi Macbride's character.

"dear new pen pal, my name is Nelson Beaterman the fourth, i'm 30 years old, and I've been in prison for three months. In this hell hole I've had my ass kicked so many times, my ass has foot prints in it. But you know what? I think I'm going to make it. At least I know it cant possibly get any worse. Anyway... thanks for listening. I'll have to sign off now, as someone is pissing on me. Your new friend; Nelson." - Nelson Biederman IV

This film critiques the Justice System in the United States:
"Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can. - John Lyshitski

"It costs $54 a day to keep a person in prison, which comes out to $75 million a day nationally. That's $28 billion a year. When you think about it, wouldn't it be cheaper just to let us keep your goddamn car stereos?" - John Lyshitski

This is great movie if you like dry comedy with social commentary. It is a great insight into the mind of fictional representations of criminals.

"leonard was the kinda dickhead that gives nazis a bad name"